Monday, June 05, 2006
STRANGE NEWS....1. No peice of square, dry paper can be folded more than 7 times. 2. Porcupines float in water 3. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds 4. A mole can dig a...
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Q & A Jokes:Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A. She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!Q. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?A. She wanted to see what was on...
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I wonder........what the pilgrim's ate for snacks??...if they had bathrooms in Bible times?...who would really want to "sweat to the oldies" with Richard Simmons?...why 1-coat paint doesn't cover...
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Sent in by BLONDES who are tired of always being the joke!Q. How do you make a REDHEAD argue with you?A. JUST SAY SOMETHING!Q. How do you get a REDHEAD'S mood to change?A. Just wait 10-secondsQ....
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AMUSEMENT PARK HUMOR (to get you ready for King's Island)*Amusement Parks are misnamed! They should be called "Wait In Line" Parks!*I love amusement parks. It's the only place you can lose your kids...
View ArticleTuesday, June 27, 2006
WHY?1. WHY does someone believe you when you tell them there are 4-billion stars in the sky, but they have to CHECK when you tell them the paint is wet?2. WHY doesn't glue stick to the...
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MORE WHY???1. WHY do tugboats PUSH the barges?2. If work is so great, WHY do they have to pay you to do it?3. WHY do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?4. WHY do 'FAT...
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JUST FOR FUN!The warden at the state prison was about to celebrate his 20th anniversary. He asked the inmates what type of party he should have and they told him to have an OPEN HOUSE!!Two men are out...
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REAL ANSWERS TO REAL QUESTIONS ON STUDENT DRIVING TESTS!Q. When driving through the fog, what should you use?A. A CAR!Q. When four vehicles approach a stop sign at the same time, which one has...
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WHY?Q. WHY do you go to bed?A. Because it won't come to you!Q. WHY did the bee get married?A. Because he found his honey!Q. WHY is the thing that you are looking for ALWAYS in the LAST...
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